Lesson - Quick and Simple

Best wishes,

André

An American using his Portuguese

A mixture of Portuguese and English that is really funny:

An American who has been living in Brazil for a very short time, makes a shopping list and goes to the supermarket. He is pushing the cart and thinking about the things he has put on the list:

PAY SHE
MAC CARON
MY ONE EASY
PAUL ME TOO
ALL FACE
CAR NEED BOY (MAIL KILO)
AS PAR GOES
KEY JOE (PARM ZOOM)
COW VIEW FLOOR
PIER MEN TOM
BETTER HAB
LEE MOON
BEER IN GEL
THREE GO
PAY TO THE PIER YOU

When he realized he had forgotten the tomatoes, he complained to himself:

PUTZ GRILL LOW ! IS KEY SEE O TOO MUCH... PUT A KEEP ARE YOU!

Thanks to João Carlos!
Best wishes,
André